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4/27/14

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Last cut: 8/25/14

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ozeia:

xngelinx:

This photo caused so much controversy when I posted it on Instagram, I was called a slut by people that didn’t even know me, and it’s really funny because in this photo I am relaxing TOPLESS at the BEACH next to my BOYFRIEND of THREE years. My body is mine, and I’m so fucking proud of it. You will not stop me by reporting my photos.


you go girl

brxkenpetal:

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

pamelajean22:

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brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

(via sleeping--insomniac)

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

(Source: the-stonersofar, via twistedtorture)

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

(Source: the-stonersofar, via twistedtorture)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via twistedtorture)

traybeebaby:

jukeun:

sometimes people who are sad dont always need the “it gets better talk”

sometimes people just want to hear “you are sad, you are trying your best, and it’s okay. you’re okay and you’re alive and that’s a big accomplishment”

because i know for myself unconditional optimism gets really fucking annoying. sometimes i just want to be sad and have it be okay that im sad.

don’t make me feel weirder than i already do in my own skin.

Fuckin preach

(Source: mvvns, via sleeping--insomniac)

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